You'll Never Guess What Happened To Me At Work....

Work was interesting today.
My shoes fell apart. Just out of nowhere.
I was cashiering, and had to walk to throw something away. And I felt something hitting the bottom of my left foot, and the first thought that came across my mind was What the fuck is that?
It was the bottom of my shoe; the shocks.
So how did I fix them? Velcro. Oh yea. I stuck the bottom of that sucker back together with Velcro.
Then, later, when I was sweeping, my other shoe did the same thing--out of nowhere.
I mean, you've got to be kidding me. So. I am now officially tennis shoe-less.
But hey, now I have an excuse to buy a new pair of shoes, right?